Sunday, July 1, 2007

Welcome to Rights of Women House 2! (Part Two)

Uh, yeah, sorry about the, uh, thing, Jane.
Well, I hope you're sorry. Danny's youngest brother kept on calling me Miss Stinky. Do you know how embarrassing that is?
You're listening to what a kid says? Really Jane. But if it makes you feel better, I'll have a talk with Brennan when I get to his house next.
Thank you.
Now, we have to talk.

About what?
Your lifetime want. I understand that you would like nothing better than to be Minister of Education for Sundry Station.
That is correct.
The problem is, you'll have to quit working once your first child is born.
WHAT?! You never told me that before!
There was no need to tell you earlier. However, I'm willing to make a deal with you.
I'll take it.
...You're lucky I like you. Most of the time. Anyway, here is the deal: since I want your career reward badly, I'll give you one week. You have seven days to get a job in Education and go as high as you can. After that, we'll get you and Danny to finally consummate your marriage.
You mean, we can't do that tonight?
Not with Risky WooHoo.
What is that?
Let's just say that there's no such thing as totally safe sex anymore. So, do we have a deal? It's a chance to go after your lifetime want. But there's no getting around the fact that you have to have at least one girl.
Something tells me this is a trick. But I can't resist. I'll take it.
Alright. *under breath* Yes!

Danny, there's a really big dog beside me.
Oh, that's not a dog, that's a wolf.
Don't scream, it will get scared.
I'm scared!
It won't hurt you if you just ignore him. Just keep reading whatever you're reading now. He'll go away eventually.
*cries while reading*

Danny, can you show me how to use this thing?
Sure honey. This baby makes medicines...and viruses, if one isn't careful.
That's so cool! How do you make medicine?
Well, you push this button, then you come over here.....actually, here put this on, it helps you think faster. I got it from work. The inventors are always looking for people to try their new inventions, so I volunteered.
Is it safe? didn't pass out so I guess so.

Thanks honey.
Sure. You did really well.
My dad always said women and machinery don't mix.
Well, he never saw you do this.
You're the greatest.

Danny, you might as well get that smirk off your face now. Um, let's see, how to keep your mind off Jane...Jane, get down, he can't think straight...go study mechanical.

And of course you would torture me by not getting the right job till Thursday. But you both are doing well. Jane, is that the Books for Learning bookshelf?

I love you, Jane.

So Jane, what are you doing?

Washing the dishes. I guess I should start getting used to doing the chores.
For once I have a pleasant surprise for you. You can hire somebody else to do that, for a nominal fee.
You mean, I don't have to do everything myself?
No, that's one of the beautiful things about...Jane? Wow, that was fast.

Wow, Jane, that's fitting a lot more snug than before.
Uh, yeah, I think I may have had too much turkey.
Don't worry, Danny will love it.
Are you sure?
Wait, are you sure you're not just talking about the turkey?

Whoa, Jane, where'd the cat come from?
His name is Bonkers. We adopted him. Isn't he cute?
Uh, yeah, adorable. A cat. Greeeeeeeat.

So we leave the new Rights of Women house with Jane in a particularly good mood, but only a University Guest Lecturer; Daniel as a Scholar; Bonkers the kitten worming his way into my neighborhood; and Jane skilling like crazy, even though technically, her week is up.

Teaser Pics:
I believe I hinted at something happening in the original house last week. Looks like it's spread, and since I'm torturous, I'll never say anything directly unless drama comes out of it. Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

Odd Pics Out:
I wanted to use them so bad, but never got my chance.

The expression on her face was priceless. It was like I'd just told her then that doing anything with Danny in bed other than sleeping was out.
Yeah, he showed up about 6 hours before I left the lot. Danny's Aspiration Meter was happy to see him, even though I was confused because he was asleep. Danny did NOT go meet the creepy wolf.
Jane met a special person this week. Maybe if you look closely, you can figure out who it is.
Yes, that's the fireman leaving. Yes, Jane almost set the house on fire. Like mother, like daughter, I suppose.


SirenPrincess said...

Jane is so pretty. Please continue writing.

Rachel said...

Wow, I'm impressd you're letting Jane go for her LTW. I hope she makes it before her materity leave. And boy does she have an understanding husband

Shaunna said...

ROFL! Hilarious update...still ejoying their relationship...Danny is a keeper. So sweet and supportive.

Glad that you are going to risk it and go for Janes LTW...that girl deserves it! And woot! She did it...*rubs hands together* bring on the babies! We are in need of an heiress.

ASimWen said...

I know who it is!!!! I know who it is!!!! That is Kirstee Strickland!!!! heh